Hark and Pray! Devote Yourself To The Lord of the Fist!
Most Authoritarian: 701stMost Conservative: 1,242ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,847th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population360 million

CapitalThe Deities Fingers

CurrencyMost Blessed Token of Faith and Devotion
AnimalOrderly and Obedient Sacred Hymn Owl

The Holy Empire of Godfist is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 360 million Servants of the Fist are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Deities Fingers. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Serving the Fist economy, worth 7.64 trillion Most Blessed Token of Faith and Devotions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,228 Most Blessed Token of Faith and Devotions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of The Deities Fingers, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, cars are banned, and police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Godfist's national animal is the Orderly and Obedient Sacred Hymn Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Godfist is ranked 175,568th in the world and 9th in The Long Forgotten Name Nobody Remembers for Most Average, scoring 7.15 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Authoritarian: 701stMost Conservative: 1,242ndTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,847thMost Extreme: 2,088thMost Primitive: 2,131stMost Devout: 6,622ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,166thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,801stBest Weather: 16,204thLowest Crime Rates: 17,006th

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