Population | 4.096 billion |
Capital | The Deities Fingers |
Leader | The Hand |
Faith | The Fist of God |
Currency | Most Blessed Token of Faith and Devotion |
Animal | Orderly and Obedient Sacred Hymn Owl |
The God Fearing Militant Vegans of Godfist is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Hand with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.096 billion Servants of the Fist are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Deities Fingers. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.
The Serving the Fist economy, worth 465 trillion Most Blessed Token of Faith and Devotions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,626 Most Blessed Token of Faith and Devotions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The justice of Godfist is considered superior to that of other nations, funding for education has been redirected into the military, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Godfist's national animal is the Orderly and Obedient Sacred Hymn Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Fist of God.
Godfist is ranked 8,079th in the world and 2nd in The Free Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.3 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Godfist, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
- : Godfist's influence in The Free Region fell from "Hermit" to "Powerbroker".
- : Following new legislation in Godfist, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
- : Godfist's influence in The Free Region rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Godfist altered its national flag.
- : Godfist relocated from Osiris to The Free Region.
- : Following new legislation in Godfist, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
- : Following new legislation in Godfist, the justice of Godfist is considered superior to that of other nations.
- : Following new legislation in Godfist, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
- : Following new legislation in Godfist, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.