The Holy Empire of God is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by YHWH with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.103 billion one and only God are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.4%.

The frighteningly efficient God economy, worth 960 trillion Blessings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,550 Blessings, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, the tobacco industry has burnt out, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. God's national animal is the Angel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The one and only me.

God is ranked 263,421^st in the world and 12^th in Heaven for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 26.83 on the Bus Surprisal Index.