The Oppressed Peoples of Gift Wrapped is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.508 billion Gift Wrappedians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Gift Wrappedian economy, worth 112 trillion catnips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 44,825 catnips, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,902 per year while the poor average 2,809, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gift Wrapped's national animal is the black cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gift Wrapped is ranked 61,834^th in the world and 1^st in Minecraft Windswept Hills for Smartest Citizens, with 40.51 quips per hour.