The Republic of GhettoMonk is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 784 million GhettoMonkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient GhettoMonkian economy, worth 78.1 trillion FJBS a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 99,675 FJBS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, anti-government web sites are springing up, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, and everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GhettoMonk's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

GhettoMonk is ranked 271,901^st in the world and 110^th in RGBN for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.