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Today's World Census Report
The Most Advanced Law Enforcement in RGBN
World Census interns were framed for minor crimes in order to measure the response times, effectiveness, and amount of firepower deployed by the law enforcement agencies of different nations.
As a region, RGBN is ranked 5,257th in the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
|1.||The Kingdom of North West Ko||New York Times Democracy||“Sloth Lyfe”|
|2.||The Commonwealth of Minor North West Ko||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“For Sloth and Country!”|
|3.||The Rogue Nation of Dark Russia||Psychotic Dictatorship||“The only thing faster than light is death.”|
|4.||The United States of FrAsErI||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Gamer mode”|
|5.||The Holy Empire of Drumchtuck||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We must secure the future of our ideals and race”|
|6.||The Federal Republic of West Esung||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Potius enim de Greater”|
|7.||The Intercontinental Nation of Tengania||Democratic Socialists||“Simul Trans Mare”|
|8.||The Oppressed Peoples of Socialist Republic of Loliconia||Libertarian Police State||“Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed”|
|9.||The Federation of Laisvos Lietuvos Federacijos||Democratic Socialists||“From many, One”|
|10.||The Empire of Kay vad||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Peace and Justice”|
Regional Poll • Has your nation achieved faster-than-light space travel?
Voting opened 1 day 15 hours ago and will close . Open to residents. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.
- : Prohuman ceased to exist.
- : The Empire of Sevevill of the region Markion cancelled the closure of its embassy in RGBN.
- : The Intergalactic Alliance of Betelgeuse Alliance created a new regional poll: "Has your nation achieved faster-than-light space travel?".
- : The Oppressed Peoples of Socialist Republic of Loliconia arrived from The North Pacific.
- : The Empire of Empire of New Topia arrived from United Kingdom.
- : Libarian ceased to exist.
- : The Disputed Territories of Neutralizers of the region Markion ordered the closure of its embassy in RGBN.
- : The Rogue Nation of Branarlo arrived from The North Pacific.
- : The Federation of Busty Anime Waifus arrived from The East Pacific.
- : Aidenyia ceased to exist.
RGBN Regional Message Board
(Introduction story is on the previous RMB prompt)
October 12th, 2134
Jeshkin Dalfsen, the head Betelgeusian pilot and engineer, was keeping track of MSS unit 100B from a base on Mars, along with a large crew and his North West Koan colleague - which was also a head pilot and engineer - where the 1000th and final spaceship was being manufactured and stocked with resources by highly advanced robotic AI arms and machinery. Jeshkin perked up as he noticed that the robotic arms all switched back to their default settings and positions, after which they partially subtracted into the floor. A large scanner activated and started aiming from the front to the back of the ship, scanning it for any possible manufacturing errors and/or safety problems. 15 minutes later the scanner stopped and Jeshkin looked at the live footage of the large holographic AR (Augmented Reality) interface in front of him and checked the status. He thoroughly studied the info on the interface while discussing it with the crew, after which he finally concluded that the build was completed without any problems.
''Green! Everything is green!'' He yelled, after which the crew started cheering and applauding the achievement.
He smiled again and acivated his brain chip for announcing a message to the KBSA.
''This is Jeshkin Dalfsen, reporting a status update for the KBSA: The last part of the nuclear fusion propulsion system of the 1000th Aurora has officially been finished and the ship is fully stocked with the needed resources! All piloting crews including ours are approximately two to three weeks away from initiating protocol 'Revolution Aurora: Stage 3', which in short involves for all assigned citizens residing on Venus, Earth and Mars to be transported to their respective MSS units, where they'll board the ships. After that, the entire fleet will be deployed from MSS units 1B - 100B, the engines are started and the journey can begin. I have booted up this Aurora's self-diagnosis system and the results are in: all automated computer systems, including the safety and prevention mechanisms seem to operate properly. Requesting all inspection services to perform last-stage checks on all systems, over!''
A little while later, a response to all pilots and employees followed.
''Greetings to all personnel, this is Casey Holleys, reporting from the KBSA headquarters, we have received a message from pilot Dalfsen, and we hereby officially confirm that the last Aurora has been finished. We'll assign the usual group of inspectors on board of MSS unit 100B and we'll ready all external systems required for preparation and launch after we've contacted the Betelgeusian and North West Koan governments on Earth via the quantum entanglement communication system. Then, we'll assign the citizens to their designated spaces in all of the Aurora's, where they'll be contained in cryosleep chambers during the journey. All staff required for the operation and maintenance of all Aurora's may start preparing for the journey now, over and out!''
After performing some checks and shutting down several systems, everyone proceeded to sign out at the entrance of the manufacturing control base using their brain chips. Jeshkin walked into the busy hyperloop station dome which was built directly next to the manufacturing control base and stood still for a second to admire the Martian landscape outside.
''Alright, now on to hyperloop line 7 to dome E-36...''
Once Jeshkin arrived at the station of City Dome E-36, he stepped out of the hyperloop tube and made a beeline towards his drone vehicle which was parked on the parking lot next to the station. The vehicle immediately recognized Jeshkin's brain chip signature and opened up. He stepped in, flew upwards and made his way home while zooming between many skyscrapers and admiring the amazing futuristic view below him. Once home, he sat down for a while and dreamily stared out the window for a while. He sighed.
''This is it. My final moments on the red planet are at hand. I better enjoy and experience the good ol' city dome and life on Mars while it still lasts...'' He thought to himself. An enormous chain of thoughts and memories went through his head. His birth on Earth in 2000, his family, the moment he saw the first image of a black hole in 2019, the time he started learning advanced science, the first time the ITER test fusion reactor was fired up in 2024, the realization of basic augmented reality after 2030, the resource crisis, the commercialization of viable nuclear fusion, the moment he stepped on Mars in 2055, the day he merged himself with aging-reversing biotech in 2074, the day his brain was transplanted into an android body in 2110...
He then shook his head, which woke him up from the trance-like state he was in and continued to prepare for the mission.
The latest Force Flyer is out!
★ Issue XXV ★
Force rejects invitation to Federal Union! Military does an oopsie that costs weeks of work! Elections - elections everywhere! This month's RP news and a column of Gossip, all in this month's edition of the Force Flyer!
A Federal Failure by The Chariot
Just a couple weeks ago, Force took another gander at the meta-region game. The Federal Union had many regions on friendly terms with Force: Aukumnian Imperium, Red Wolf Alliance, and The Wolf Clan, as well as New Western Empire and The Democratic Republic. Other regions such as Thaecia were planning to join.
In the negotiations, Force was seen as the no-man. Being the stubborn region who would not agree to most plans was a signature. Understandable, though, as Force has had a bad history with meta-regions. With the catastrophic Supreme Commonwealth of United Territories, and the alliance that just wasn’t up to PAR, under its belt, Prime Minister Libertatis Regalis was not optimistic about this new one.
After less than a week of involvement in the negotiations, Libertatis would hold a vote, to which the Force cabinet refused to join the Union. Despite heavy encouragement from the Ministers of Defense and Foreign Affairs, others in the cabinet would refuse to join out of fear that it would detract from activity or infringe on sovereignty, despite claims by the Union that the latter would not come to be.
Ultimately, after two failed attempts, it would seem that Force’s third try charm is not trying at all.
The Investigator - Success In The House Unwrapped! by Carropia
Disclaimer: The views expressed in this article do not necessarily represent the official views of the Government of Force.
Almost 1 year after it first convened, the house has come off its best term yet. With big names such as Libertatis Regallis our current Prime Minister, The Chariot long-time Minister of Defence, as well as long-time Representative Carropia.
This three-headed giant of a group was able to pass quite a few bills into law, namely the Deputy Installment Act, The House Framework and Speaker Act, and the Government Transparency Act. To many in the government, as well as the citizens of Force this was refreshing, the House struggled to consistently pass more than 2-3 bills per term. This has to be the addition of Chariot and Libertatis, Carropia the third member of this all-star cast hasn’t had another prominent member since the removal of Salibaic. In an interview with Carropia, he said, “You know it was refreshing to have those guys out there with me, I’ve been in the House a long while and have struggled alone for far too long, it was very nice.”
After this productive term, the people of Force once more have confidence in the House, the real question is whether they can keep up without Libertatis? While Tigslarlowducken, Caduceo, Lashnakia, Loomburg, Sir Sword BJ, and Carropia are all Reps. this term, the House has seen no progress yet a lot of drama. Hopefully, this new cast can turn it around and repeat the successes of the last term.
Prime Minister Elections by Salibaic
The july Prime Minister elections were rushed this time due to Renegalle and the former Prime Minister going away and thus could not deal with the election. The only candidates for PM this election was Sir Libertatis Regalis. Obviously he won the election with all votes for him. Not much was said in the debate but the cabinet has stayed the same. That there really was this election. See you at the next one.
A Special House's Elections by The Chariot
July’s House elections were… not ideal, to say the least. Following one of the most successful Houses in Force’s history, one of the least would turn up. Four people registered to run, only two answered the debate questions. The Parliamentary Republic of Carropia, The Generous Dystopia of Caduceo, The Federalist States of Tigslarlowducken, and The Republic of Elysium Forests ran, with the last two not answering debate questions. After a nine-voter turnout, all were elected into the House. Quite ironically, the two nations who did not answer debate questions would go on to be Speaker and Deputy Speaker.
Powerhouse candidates, all respected members of the Cabinet, would run for the house en masse. With New Legland, The Chariot, Lashnakia, Loomburg, and Sword BJ would run, with candidate Atharia (The only non-cabinet candidate) dropping out of the race. With only 4 House seats to fill, the race became not a question of who to vote, but who not to vote for.
July Roleplay News - Decolonization, Annexation, and Nuclear Reactions by Salibaic
Seoul-Pyongyang has had his homeland vacated by the State of Renegalle. In response, Seoul tried to reannex his homeland but was blocked by Salibaic. This has lead to Seoul denouncing Salibaic and shutting down embassies. Especially when Salibaic forcibly removed Seoul from their colony.
Renegalle and Salibaic are decolonizing to help create a better world. The first steps have gone well so far but we are still yet to see the results this may produce on the world.
Elysium and Adlania left the UN after being told time after time not to control nuclear weapons. This lead to Elysium building up an arsenal of nukes which it used to threaten Salibaic and Renegalle. Renegalle was already hated in Elysium after the great wars which saw Elysium lose more than ¾ of the economy and caused major infighting in Elysium. The threat was not put down. However, Elysium did rejoin the UN and gave up the nukes although defense experts from Renegalle and Salibaic both say Elysium will most likely still control nukes.
The UN voted to condemn Sibir after it lied to the international community about Renegalle and Salibaic owning nukes. Salibaic in retaliation to this setup a UN vote but it failed after Sibirs allies came to his aid. Elysium also backed Salibaic proposal.
Elysium has proclaimed that Sibir is not a nation but a terror organization and thus occupied former Elysium land that belongs to Sibir. Sibir in return handed over the land to Marcelli. Elysium then tried to annex the land back and almost succeeded if was not for Sibir alerting Marcelli. This has lead to an escalation with Elysium starting navel exercises outside of Marcelli land and launching missiles into the sea near Marcelli’s mainland. Both nations have also banned trade between each other.
Three Weeks, Too Weak by The Chariot
Recently, the Force made its first and only occupation and refound attempt failed. Miserably. Goddamned ASSholes.
The attempt was made on AMYR, a region Caduceo desired for its name. With efforts from Caduceo, The Chariot, Renegalle, Salibaic, ImperialRussia, Empire of Elysium, and Carropia, the three-week occupation was fraught with ups and downs, from defenders, to failed refound attempts. On the 30th of June, the final attempt was made. Renegalle, Caduceo, and I left the region while Salibaic was delegate, using his powers to ban the native, The Republic of District-VIII, 30 seconds before the update.
And then... Artificial Solar System refounded it.
Lashnakia and Carropia have… proclaimed their love for each other in the Halls of the Government? Who knew that gays still existed after Pride month? (Pls don’t crucify me)
Teacher Chariot and assistant Elysium put the rowdy children of Force to bed. I’ll just leave you to interpret that one. Also, I was muted in 4 separate channels for it.
Hey… they say that… The State of Renegalle actually did work for once? Getting his subjects to do stuff? What’s this? He even got into anime! Maybe Force is actually going uphill! He still doesn’t make the trigger bot though. :(
Minecraft server is coming soon. Maybe. Blame Libertatis that it hasn’t come yet. But don’t blame him too much, since he donated stamps after Force’s population plummet.
Also, rumor has it that I might be impeached for saying “Shut up” in a public TG. Anyone know more? Asking for a friend.
And did you hear about our possible candidates for the next Prime Minister elections? They say that we’ll get a fresh roster, with Loomburg and Sword BJ all but confirming their bids. Also the Cheese Party.
> Caduceo - Minister of Communications and Professional Cookie Distributor
> The Chariot - Senior Editor and Columnist for Chariot's Chitchat
> Salibaic - Editor and Columnist for the Monthly Roleplay Updates
> Carropia - Editor and Columnist for The Investigator
Dangit man, the region is dying again..
Holy f*ck... this place still exists?
excuse me...YOU STILL EXIST?
Lol braziliv get back here pls
I might be up for it if you give me some background, etc