The Republic of Geramundo is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Gerion Burdock with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.849 billion Geramundans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geronium. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geramundan economy, worth a remarkable 1,756 trillion kroner a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,816 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geramundo's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geramundo is ranked 281,362^nd in the world and 297^th in Wintreath for Most Primitive, scoring -354.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.