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Safest: 108thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 136thLargest Insurance Industry: 682nd
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Penguin Dictators

Population22.808 billion

LeaderAlastor Pnoote

AnimalFrilly Elephant Bird

The 🙈🙉🙊 of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alastor Pnoote with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.808 billion Penguinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinia. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 6,131 trillion Krillems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 268,850 Krillems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Alastor Pnoote's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Penguinia generates millions of views, the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Penguism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 225,147th in the world and 353rd in Wintreath for Least Corrupt Governments, with 82.87 percentage of bribes refused.

Safest: 108thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 136thLargest Insurance Industry: 682ndLowest Crime Rates: 789thMost Patriotic: 833rdLargest Mining Sector: 849thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,348thHighest Economic Output: 1,551stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,555thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,576thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,593rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,686thTop
Largest Governments: 2,729thHighest Average Incomes: 2,970thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,175thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,069thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,515thRudest Citizens: 4,604thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,796thMost Efficient Economies: 4,890thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,229thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,813thLargest Populations: 5,944thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,952ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,060thHealthiest Citizens: 7,427thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,458thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,338thMost Influential: 9,598thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,561stMost Developed: 11,118thLargest Retail Industry: 11,841stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,157thSmartest Citizens: 15,397thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,344thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,205th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Average: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the region

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