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A better future for all Polar Bearians and Sealians! Emperor Dorin
Safest: 128thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 190thLowest Crime Rates: 576th
The Post-Apocalyptic Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
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Handshaker
WA Delegate / Jarl of Culture / Elected Delegate
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Penguin Dictators

Population24.079 billion

CapitalPolsealia City
LeaderEmperor Dorin
FaithPolsealianism

CurrencyKrillem
AnimalFrilly Elephant Bird

The Post-Apocalyptic Kingdom of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Dorin with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.079 billion Polsealians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polsealia City. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Polsealian economy, worth a remarkable 6,932 trillion Krillems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 287,898 Krillems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government-sponsored autobiography 'An Emperor Dorin For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Emperor Dorin's supporters, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Polsealianism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 268,956th in the world and 404th in Wintreath for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.24 crimes per hour.

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Safest: 128thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 190thLowest Crime Rates: 576thMost Patriotic: 611thLargest Insurance Industry: 900thLargest Mining Sector: 1,120thHighest Economic Output: 1,360thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,361stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,448thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,567thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,807thLargest Governments: 1,853rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,008thHighest Average Incomes: 2,594thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,938thMost Influential: 3,321stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,378thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,678thHealthiest Citizens: 3,689thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,572ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,640thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,967thMost Developed: 4,969thLargest Populations: 5,787thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,835thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,024thSmartest Citizens: 7,593rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,811thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,193rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,662ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,510thMost Secular: 12,823rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,453rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,541stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,684thMost Inclusive: 17,751stHighest Food Quality: 26,457thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,785th
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Safest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Penguin Dictators was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, the government-sponsored autobiography 'An Emperor Dorin For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Emperor Dorin's supporters.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, government projects are full of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Penguin Dictators voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".
  • : Penguin Dictators was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Penguin Dictators was endorsed by The Allied States of Greater Wrand.

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