The Loranian Army of General Holoratus is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.271 billion General Holoratusians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The very strong General Holoratusian economy, worth 749 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,083 rubledollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,875 per year while the poor average 11,244, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. General Holoratus's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

General Holoratus is ranked 257,420^th in the world and 3,943^rd in The catholic military orders for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.