The Loyal Rider of Garulf is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working population of 3.882 billion Garulfians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.8%.

The strong Garulfian economy, worth 238 trillion Pening-coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,527 Pening-coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garulf's national animal is the Mearas, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Garulf is ranked 58,864^th in the world and 6^th in Lograd for Safest, scoring 99.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.