The Free Land of Galorical is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Galo Ricalium with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.806 billion Galoricalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vixtopia. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Galoricalian economy, worth 183 trillion Galics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,355 Galics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Galorical is often a lifetime appointment, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Red Foxball fields, and keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Galoricalians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galorical's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Galorical is ranked 81,976^th in the world and 3,984^th in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 117 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.