The Spankocracy of Gachimania is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Spank-King Van Darkholme with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 19.899 billion Gachis are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shinnippori. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The all-consuming Gachimuchi economy, worth a remarkable 2,968 trillion Hot Loads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,159 Hot Loads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, recognizing the Gachimuchi flag qualifies you for citizenship, vacationing Gachis expect to be treated as royalty, and diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left. Crime is totally unknown. Gachimania's national animal is the Shinnippori Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fairy Philosophy.

Gachimania is ranked 26,230^th in the world and 2^nd in Poenas for Highest Average Incomes, with 149,159.72 Standard Monetary Units.