The Republic of Freyble is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.628 billion Freybleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.9%.

The powerhouse Freyblean economy, worth 131 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,777 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, Freyblean husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freyble's national animal is the aplix.

Freyble is ranked 86,544^th in the world and 4^th in The Acord for Highest Average Incomes, with 80,777.07 Standard Monetary Units.