The Grand Duchy of Freerotri is a tiny, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 9 million Freerotrians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Freerotrian economy, worth 628 billion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 69,854 lire, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Freerotri's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freerotri is ranked 248,384^th in the world and 458^th in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 173.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.