The Free Republic of Freelanda2 is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Grand Council of Electorates with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.843 billion Freelandaians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tesburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Freelanda2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,440 trillion teicks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,023 teicks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, girl scouts are forced to bake their own cookies, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, and mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freelanda2's national animal is the Tick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Captlisterism.

Freelanda2 is ranked 306,820^th in the world and 5,001^st in eta for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 21.87 on the Kitten Softness Rating.