The Republic of Free Nal Graakuo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dev Ben Detlef Haralamb Bachman with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.896 billion Free Nal Graakuoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eferlan. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Free Nal Graakuoan economy, worth 407 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,682 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise, the Free Nal Graakuoan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Nal Graakuo's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Muwahhidism.

Free Nal Graakuo is ranked 11,096^th in the world and 298^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,490.71 pounds of wildlife per square mile.