The Republic of ForCrabbing is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 350 million ForCrabbingians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong ForCrabbingian economy, worth 15.9 trillion Cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,367 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ForCrabbing's national animal is the Card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ForCrabbing is ranked 108,962^nd in the world and 61^st in Fish Storage for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 788.6 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.