The Republic of Foonny Down Newion is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning sheep population. The quiet, industrious population of 5.587 billion Foonny Down Newionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Foonny Down Newionian economy, worth 243 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,544 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foonny Down Newion's national animal is the sheep.

Foonny Down Newion is ranked 141,101^st in the world and 448^th in The Wellspring for Safest, scoring 63.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.