The Glorious People's Republic of Fondalma is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.529 billion Fondalmen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Fondalman economy, worth a remarkable 2,983 trillion dong a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,510 dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, newspapers are celebrating Leader saving over a million cats from trees, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms, and the air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fondalma's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fondalma is ranked 248,413^th in the world and 8^th in Barbaria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 60.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.