| Population | 14.268 billion |
| Capital | Rose Coast |
| Leader | Lavender |
| Faith | Ultravioletity |
| Currency | petal |
| Animal | butterfly |
The Society of Floweville is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Lavender with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.268 billion Flowians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rose Coast. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Flowevillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,722 trillion petals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 120,695 petals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime is totally unknown. Floweville's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ultravioletity.
Floweville is ranked 43,928th in the world and 1st in UwU Lands for Highest Average Incomes, with 120,695.06 Standard Monetary Units.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Floweville, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
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Floweville, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
- : Following new legislation in
Floweville, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Following new legislation in
Floweville, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in
Floweville, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Following new legislation in
Floweville, Lavender can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
- : Following new legislation in
Floweville, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Lavender is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in
Floweville, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
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Floweville voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Missing Persons Coordination Act".
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Floweville was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.









































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