The Most Serene Republic of Flowena is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.141 billion Flowenans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flowena. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The Flowenan economy, worth 48.2 trillion flowins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 42,242 flowins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, genetic research is facing major headwinds, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and Flowena has designated Flowena as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Flowena's national animal is the griffon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Flowena is ranked 236,561^st in the world and 7^th in Griffonia for Smartest Citizens, with 22.45 quips per hour.