The Holy Empire of Flopamopagis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Waffles with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.072 billion Flopamopagisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flipmopia. The average income tax rate is 89.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Flopamopagisian economy, worth a remarkable 6,504 trillion Floppies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,464 Floppies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Most pop videos prominently feature the Flopamopagisian flag, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths, and barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Mutant Rabbit Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flopamopagis's national animal is the Mutant Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Flopamopagism.

Flopamopagis is ranked 278,497^th in the world and 10,490^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.05 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.