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Flibble The Oppressive Mighty One
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4thLargest Black Market: 5th
The Morally Questionable People of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Flibblers

Population37.232 billion

CapitalFlibble Central
LeaderThe Oppressive Mighty One

CurrencyFlaaben
AnimalFlibbitybobble

The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, avant-garde cinema, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.232 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flibbliblian economy, worth an astonishing 39,187 trillion Flaabens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,052,523 Flaabens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Flibbliblian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and the news is showing footage of The Oppressive Mighty One bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flibblers is ranked 1,886th in the world and 4th in Antarctica for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,218.91 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4thLargest Black Market: 5thLowest Crime Rates: 5thLargest Governments: 6thMost Patriotic: 6thHighest Average Incomes: 8thMost Developed: 8thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9thMost Secular: 10thLongest Average Lifespans: 10thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thHighest Economic Output: 16thSmartest Citizens: 17thMost Advanced Public Education: 17thHealthiest Citizens: 17thLargest Mining Sector: 27thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28thLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 34thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 35thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 43rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 46thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 145thMost Subsidized Industry: 393rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 727thMost Stationary: 1,209thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,417thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,672ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,815thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,886thLargest Populations: 1,971stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,220thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,731stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,739thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,282ndRudest Citizens: 6,622ndMost Influential: 6,710thMost Inclusive: 11,273rdMost Authoritarian: 14,248thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,393rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,938thMost Efficient Economies: 24,883rdMost Income Equality: 27,902nd
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the news is showing footage of The Oppressive Mighty One bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Flibbliblian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, typing The Oppressive Mighty One's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, hunters often become the hunted.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Flibblers at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.

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