The Free Land of Fivia Ethippen is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its feral children, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.311 billion Fivia Ethippenians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fivia Ethippenian economy, worth 809 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 187,745 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,730,309 per year while the poor average 2,051, a ratio of 843 to 1.

The new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, weather reports simply advise Fivia Ethippenians to 'look outside', a popular Fivia Ethippenian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine', and parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fivia Ethippen's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fivia Ethippen is ranked 14,122^nd in the world and 1,006^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 126.46 kickbacks per hour.