The United Kingdom of Fishtarian is a mid-sized, genial nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 67 million Fishtarianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Fishtarianian economy, worth 2.24 trillion Fishtarian Coins a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,409 Fishtarian Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fishtarian's national animal is the Harp Seal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fishtarian is ranked 40,982^nd in the world and 31^st in The Toastic Assembly for Safest, scoring 105.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.