The Republic of Kasknia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Oleg Knutsen with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.342 billion Kasknians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Segovia. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kasknian economy, worth 533 trillion Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,940 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Segovia to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kasknia's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kasknia is ranked 281,930^th in the world and 4,865^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.48 flags saluted per person per day.