The Ideological Hyperpower of Final Atomic Union is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Ouroboros with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.012 billion Atomic Unionists are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aschermittwoch. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atomic Unitarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,468 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,274 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students abandon classrooms for online education, the government is keeping a watch on all seeing eyes, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, and rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Atomic Union's national animal is the angler fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solicaelic Baptism.

Final Atomic Union is ranked 18,309^th in the world and 1^st in The Final Atomic Union for Smartest Citizens, with 71.08 quips per hour.