The Imperial Sovereign Realm of Filipino Union is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Tomás Gutiérrez Rosales with an even hand, and remarkable for its feral children, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.936 billion Filipinos enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Center of Maynila. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,987 trillion Channel Members a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 250,279 Channel Members, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,458,508 per year while the poor average 20,254, a ratio of 72.0 to 1.

Children associate coal mines with piggy banks, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and all funding starts one dime at a time. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Filipino Union's national animal is the Nether Hoglin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Church of Prime.

Filipino Union is ranked 210,744^th in the world and 164^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Poor Incomes, with 20,254.76 Standard Monetary Units.