The Principality of Fieri Flavortown is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles. The hard-working population of 10.894 billion Fieri Flavortownians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.

The powerhouse Fieri Flavortownian economy, worth 739 trillion Spicy Burritoes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,869 Spicy Burritoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 206,267 per year while the poor average 17,347, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Fieri Flavortownian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and citizens must pay to enjoy Fieri Flavortown's pristine beaches. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Fieri Flavortown's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fieri Flavortown is ranked 257,600^th in the world and 25^th in Memeverse for Lowest Crime Rates, with 47.56 law-abiding acts per hour.