The Kingdom of Fiachlain is a large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 188 million Fiachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fiachish economy, worth 13.9 trillion Peadras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 74,184 Peadras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó, frequent flyers are chiseled into statues, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiachlain's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fiachlain is ranked 55,714^th in the world and 139^th in Carcassonne for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,802.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.