The Colony of FFRONT33 is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 18.304 billion FFRONT33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 11.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient FFRONT33ian economy, worth 766 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,897 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent. FFRONT33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

FFRONT33 is ranked 256,142^nd in the world and 1^st in Fatherland Front for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.