The Empire of FF UMN is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning cow population. The hard-working population of 227 million FF UMNians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong FF UMNian economy, worth 14.1 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 62,162 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,892 per year while the poor average 15,772, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. FF UMN's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

FF UMN is ranked 228,009^th in the world and 1^st in Union of Marxist Nations for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.