The Bravos of FC Juarez is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sebastián Jurado with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory vegetarianism, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.137 billion bravos love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estadio Olímpico Benito Juárez. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient bravo economy, worth 280 trillion peso mexicanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 131,156 peso mexicanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bravo Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, a soldier's body is a temple, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, and confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FC Juarez's national animal is the caballo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catolicismo.

FC Juarez is ranked 4,550^th in the world and 38^th in The Bongos United for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.19 percentage of bribes refused.