The Republic of Far Faisseffice is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning dolphin population. The cynical population of 10.144 billion Far Faissefficeans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Far Faissefficean economy, worth 264 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,114 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Far Faisseffice's national animal is the dolphin.

Far Faisseffice is ranked 164,101^st in the world and 4^th in The Sylvaran Pact for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.