The Federation of Fannland is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by President Kimberly with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-working population of 6.338 billion Louies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Zone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Louie economy, worth 954 trillion GoldCoin GBs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 150,631 GoldCoin GBs, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and museums claim to have displayed famous artwork before it was cool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fannland's national animal is the Louie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Folklore Myth.

Fannland is ranked 119,964^th in the world and 4,923^rd in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 6.34 billion capita.