The Loving Couple of Fan Art- is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Golden Guard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.958 billion Fan Art-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boiling Isles. The average income tax rate is 58.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Fan Art-ian economy, worth 608 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,754 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, spies caught in Fan Art- are never heard from again, and foreign governments regularly accuse the Fan Art-ian military of war crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fan Art-'s national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

Fan Art- is ranked 94,521^st in the world and 195^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,523.16 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.