The Gun Filled State of Faltimron is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Guns McGunsman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.288 billion Faltimronins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Downtown Gunsville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Faltimronian economy, worth 145 trillion 45mms a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 113,168 45mms, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 558,055 per year while the poor average 13,074, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the insurance industry is outlawed, and half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Faltimron's national animal is the Guns Owner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gunism.

Faltimron is ranked 278,194^th in the world and 16^th in Eladen for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6.5 pounds of wildlife per square mile.