The Republic of Face Island is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.048 billion Face Islandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.7%.

The all-consuming Face Islandian economy, worth 901 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,001 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Face Island, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits, and commemoration of the Great The grimy backyard of Bigej War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Face Island's national animal is the Clam, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Face Island is ranked 57,535^th in the world and 291^st in The grimy backyard of Bigej for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,755.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.