The People's Socialist Party of Ezaakaan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bin Svidznik with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 4.533 billion Ezaaki are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Humlou. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ezaak economy, worth 577 trillion Kearouds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 127,484 Kearouds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ezaakaan's national animal is the Gobi Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ezaakaan is ranked 11,772^nd in the world and 339^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Food Quality, scoring 150.32 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.