NATION

PASSWORD

Peace and Justice
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,004thLargest Retail Industry: 4,938thFattest Citizens: 5,181st
The Avatar of Vara of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
The Sky That Stares Back
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Eye

Population2.49 billion

Currencykrona
Animalelephant

The Avatar of Vara of Eye is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory vegetarianism, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.49 billion Eyeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eyean economy, worth 320 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 128,752 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 364,465 per year while the poor average 36,369, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eye's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eye is ranked 190,530th in the world and 848th in Eye for Largest Populations, with 2.49 billion capita.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,004thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4,938thFattest Citizens: 5,181stMost Avoided: 6,766thLargest Mining Sector: 9,395thNudest: 10,688thMost Devout: 12,837thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,803rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,526thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,840thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,409thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,472ndLargest Black Market: 25,687thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,719thMost Efficient Economies: 29,457th
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Fattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Avoided: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 110th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eye, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
  • : Following new legislation in Eye, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Eye, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.
  • : Following new legislation in Eye, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Eye, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.
  • : Following new legislation in Eye, the Great Pyramid of Eye City can be seen from miles away.
  • : Following new legislation in Eye, Leader's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Following new legislation in Eye, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Eye, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Eye, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.

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