Population | 30.634 billion |
Capital | Citadel Excalbia |
Leader | Emperor Joseph |
Faith | the Church of Excalbia |
Currency | Imperial Sov |
Animal | highland bear |
The Holy Empire of Excalbia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Joseph with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.634 billion Excalbians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel Excalbia. The average income tax rate is 7.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Excalbian economy, worth a remarkable 5,513 trillion Imperial Sovs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,996 Imperial Sovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Emperor Joseph is a silly poophead, Emperor Joseph is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown. Excalbia's national animal is the highland bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Excalbia.
Excalbia is ranked 5,172nd in the world and 3rd in Western Atlantic for Safest, scoring 130.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Excalbia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Excalbia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Excalbia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Excalbia's influence in Western Atlantic fell from "Contender" to "Auxiliary".
- : Excalbia's influence in Western Atlantic rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Excalbia's influence in Western Atlantic rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Excalbia's influence in Western Atlantic rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Excalbia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Excalbia published "Popular Foods" (Account: Culture).
- : Excalbia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.