The Imperial 2nd Reich of Evil Romesans is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Adolf Vol Dan with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.083 billion Romesansians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The strong Evil Romesansian economy, worth 557 trillion Reichmarcks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 78,652 Reichmarcks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Evil Romesans" on tails, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Romesans's national animal is the Evil Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Evil Romesans is ranked 168,286^th in the world and 8,860^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,624.13 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.