The Republic of Event Moderator is a small, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Event population. The hard-working population of 20 million Event Moderatorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.

The Event Moderatorian economy, worth 898 billion Events a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 44,929 Events, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Event Moderator's national animal is the Event.

Event Moderator is ranked 174,756^th in the world and 2^nd in Flagistan for Highest Drug Use, scoring 126.07 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.