The Republic of Emiton is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Doral with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 34.859 billion Nevians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevia. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Emitonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,388 trillion jockoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,277 jockoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Nevia to enjoy their national art, spies caught in Emiton are never heard from again, and charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiton's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emiton is ranked 40,360^th in the world and 671^st in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 32.1 flags saluted per person per day.