The Matriarchy of Hacrela is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Svetlana with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.218 billion Hacrelans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mervale. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hacrelan economy, worth 341 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,766 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political dissidents are cut off from essential services, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hacrela's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Hacrela is ranked 31,701^st in the world and 544^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 37.31 flags saluted per person per day.