The Democratic States of Eswatini Federation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Marvin Dlamini with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.47 billion Swazis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mbabane. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Eswatini economy, worth 258 trillion Swazi Lilangenis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,504 Swazi Lilangenis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eswatini Federation's national animal is the Impala and its national religion is Christianity.

Eswatini Federation is ranked 224,796^th in the world and 313^th in Federation Of Sovereign States for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 748.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.