The Confederacy of Zyvetskistaahn is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Council of Executors with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.339 billion Zyvetens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zyveta. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zyveten economy, worth a remarkable 1,992 trillion Zyvetenmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,623 Zyvetenmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, Air Zyvetskistaahn is rumored to receive more government funding than the Zyveten Air Force, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and home renovation projects take decades to complete. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyvetskistaahn's national animal is the Liffen forest rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyveten Orthodoxy.

Zyvetskistaahn is ranked 10,352^nd in the world and 492^nd in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 120.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.