The Demonic potato of Esquof is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the godly potato with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.593 billion potatioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of potato water. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.8%.

The powerhouse Esquofian economy, worth 143 trillion potatoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 90,215 potatoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, the rich and poor vomit into separate bags, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Esquof's national animal is the the potato horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Esquof is ranked 44,526^th in the world and 2,333^rd in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,922.69 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.