The Kingdom of Esgeirimmen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Torgaf Müller with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 14.177 billion Allers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windhelm. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Allisch economy, worth a remarkable 1,989 trillion thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 140,319 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esgeirimmen's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heathenism.

Esgeirimmen is ranked 4,496^th in the world and 16^th in The Internationale for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.1 law-abiding acts per hour.