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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,532ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,721stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,814th
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Esgeirimmen

Population7.584 billion

CapitalWindhelm
LeaderTorgaf Müller
FaithHeathenism

Currencythaler
Animaldog

The Kingdom of Esgeirimmen is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Torgaf Müller with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.584 billion Allers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windhelm. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The all-consuming Allisch economy, worth 895 trillion thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,046 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the government loves seeing the little people fight, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esgeirimmen's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heathenism.

Esgeirimmen is ranked 92,577th in the world and 170th in The Internationale for Most Extreme, scoring 20.34 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,532ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,721stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,814thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,908thSafest: 1,930thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,947thMost Pacifist: 2,010thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,029thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,164thBest Weather: 2,336thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,469thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,773rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,792ndMost Inclusive: 3,035thNicest Citizens: 3,185thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,270thMost Influential: 3,380thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,461stLowest Crime Rates: 5,050thSmartest Citizens: 5,608thHealthiest Citizens: 5,763rdLargest Governments: 5,976thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,620thMost Cultured: 7,903rdMost Developed: 10,246thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,283rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,531stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,133rdMost Secular: 15,229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,628thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,448thHighest Economic Output: 20,823rdMost Income Equality: 21,544thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,564thHighest Average Incomes: 24,342nd
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Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 17th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Esgeirimmen, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Following new legislation in Esgeirimmen, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Esgeirimmen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Blood Donation Safety and Equality Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Esgeirimmen, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Esgeirimmen, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Esgeirimmen, the Esgeirimmen Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament.
  • : Esgeirimmen was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Esgeirimmen, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
  • : Following new legislation in Esgeirimmen, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
  • : Esgeirimmen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.

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