The Republic of Equestria Socialist is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Max with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.799 billion equestrian enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient equestrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,903 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 210,392 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Empress Max to meetings with foreign heads of state, equestrian visiting rural Southern Unicorn Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equestria Socialist's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is thighdeology.

Equestria Socialist is ranked 26,531^st in the world and 8^th in Pony Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.94 law-abiding acts per hour.